Everything you always wanted to know about breasts but you were afraid to ask

Ianuarie este o luna buna pentru sani, pentru sanii online. Poate pentru ca cei varianta offline stau ascunsi sub pulovere din lana si mohair, iar forma lor devine cam abstracta. Sau poate pentru ca pe strada nu mai vezi decat nasturi, fermoare & fulare acolo unde ar trebui sa fie altceva.

Fiindca in ultima vreme, pe blogul meu au ajuns oameni care au cautat sani/ sani mici/ aparat electric de muls pentru mamici/ cum sa-ti indrepti sanii [stai in 4 labe], m-am gandit sa va spun cam in cate categorii se impart sanii si cum arata ei.. pe messenger.

(o)(o)
perfect breasts

( + )( + )
fake silicone breasts

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high nipple breasts

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big nipple breasts (you know who you are)

oo
a cups

{ O }{ O }
d cups

(oYo)
wonder bra breasts

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cold breasts

(o)(O)
lopsided breasts

(Q)(Q)
pierced breasts

(p)(p)
breasts w/hanging tassels

(: o)(o)
bitten by a vampire breasts

o/o/
Grandma’s breasts

( – )( – )
flat against the shower door breasts

< o < o
electric shock breasts

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android breasts

(/)(o)
scratched breasts (ouch)

(%)(o)
extra nipple breasts

($)($)
Jenny McCarthy’s breasts

(^o)(o)
zit on your breast

( o Y o )
poses for playboy magazine breasts

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Si daca tot v-am ridicat tricoul, va recomand cartea Sanul, de Philip Roth.